Flashing the Flesh FAIL

You know you've had too much to drink when you begin approaching married men at a family restaurant and soliciting beer money in exchange for a quick flash of flesh.  That is reportedly what happened in Lee County, FL on Wednesday.  Unfortunately for the wannabe flashers no one was interested in their offer.  That's when they were asked to leave and one of them turned a disorderly conduct misdemeanor into a serious felony by pulling a knife and threatening one of the employees.

You gotta check out their mugshots...they ain't exactly Hooter girls!